Fools Rush In

Atrocious as it is, “Skin Deep,” the new comedy from Blake Edwards, can lay assertion to a breakthrough: It is the key film to make prominent comic turn to account — or, for that episode, any use at all — of fervency-in-the-dark condoms. Red and blue and, at a specific core, tricolor glow-in-the-dark condoms. The incomparable, John Ritter, wears a specific, in a darkened bedroom — and not on his nose. Another male, a rock star whose girlfriend Ritter is sleeping with, barges in wearing one of his own. They chase each other around in the dark with only their, um, equipment showing.

Certainly this is a dubious distinction, but just as certainly it is the only one the movie earns. The film, which Edwards wrote as well as directed, is about a blocked writer named Zack (Ritter) who can’t stop drinking and womanizing and upsetting his chances for a stable domestic life. At the beginning of the film, his wife Alex (Alyson Reed) walks in as his mistress is about to put a bullet through his temple for seducing her hairdresser. This lands him out on the street, where he continues to behave in the childish, self-destructive manner to which he is accustomed.

Zack’s reformation is the subject of “Skin Deep,” and by the end of the movie he has stopped drinking, given up women and written a bestseller — none of which comes as much of a surprise. Before this conclusion is reached, there are many drunken nights, many pickups (one night is spent with a body builder), lots of very broad comedy and very few laughs. Edwards gives all this his characteristic brand of sophisticated vulgarity. “Skin Deep” is intended as a comedy for knowing adults; its tone is that of a man who is pedantic about Ultrasuede. Watching it, you feel as if you’re being hammered to death with champagne corks.

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“Skin Deep” is rated R and contains flagrant, excessive and gratuitous profanity, nudity and adult themes.

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By Stephen Orion

Washington Post Staff Paragraphist

Friday, June 24, 2005

Just when the bloody excess called "High Tension," with its chain saw-waving madman chasing a chick through the woods, had convinced us the French no longer knew how to make French movies, along comes "Kings and Queen" and "A Tout de Suite." They are two very French movies, made by authentic French people, full of French food, clothes, cigarettes and issues.

One can only say "

vive la difference

" a week can make!

The films have extreme similarities and are about as far from "High Tension" as can be: Both are about women in crisis, both feature powerhouse performances by the lead actresses, both are made by men of unusual empathy for women, both are full of intelligence and craft, both are without pretension. Both, moreover, throb with life and there isn't a chain saw to be seen.

"Kings and Queen," directed by Arnaud Desplechin, tells the story of Nora (Emmanuelle Devos), who seems to have everything. When first seen, she's a handsome, middle-aged woman, sunny and confident, who manages an art gallery in Paris, where all the help scurries to assist her in any way. She has a splendid son and is about to marry a millionaire. We think: There's someone who's got it all.

When you see that much stable prosperity, you know where it's going — toward her awareness that she's got nothing.

What she does have is a nutcase ex; a cold, asexual fiance; a despondent child; a mean-spirited, screwball sister; and a dying, embittered father. It is his approaching death that's the galvanizing factor of the two weeks in her life that Desplechin covers, as she labors earnestly to be a good daughter while learning various unpleasant truths about herself and everyone she loves. It's not that she's broken down by the experience, it's that at last a screen is removed from her eyes and she sees all things, and most particularly herself, for what they are.

Nora's story is played against that of her manic-depressive ex-common law husband, a viola player named Ismael (Mathieu Amalric) who, like many of his pathology, can be incredibly charming when high but monstrous when low. He's been writing bad checks, his life is out of control and the others in his classical quartet have plotted to have him committed. The film largely cuts between his time in the hospital and Nora's struggle with her father and his approaching death, and the memories it stirs.

From an American standpoint, the flaw in the film may be its pacing, which is somewhat laggard, and the movie feels even longer than its 2 1/2 -hour running time. But it's part of Desplechin's technique: He gives these characters the time to develop, to display their nuances, to establish their relationships with each other, to talk out their destinies. It's all done without a lot of self-indulgence or stylization: natural lighting, no theatrical or film-schooly compositions, shot always in the real world. The whole thing has an anti-dramatic or anti-theatrical aesthetic that's so common in French films.

"A Tout de Suite," directed by Benoit Jacquot, is more sprightly if more impenetrable. It's one of those rich girl/bad boy things that defy understanding and leave you on the outside. Fascinated, but on the outside.

Supposedly suggested by a true story, it follows as a young Parisian bourgeois woman happens to casually meet a young man in a bar and in short order throws her life away to be with him. His chosen career path: bank robbery.

Set in flashback, it takes off from a now in which Lili recalls her young and tender self as an art student in Paris in 1975, sleeping in the same bed with a sister, dissatisfied with friends, family and most of all self. Lili (the ethereal and fabulous Isild Le Besco) meets Bada through the confluence of generally meaningless events. It's not that Bada (Ouassini Embarek) even comes on to her, is sexually aggressive, tries to seduce her. He's a generally passive young North African who seems to just want to hang out. The first time he spends the night, they don't even have sex.

In any event, he calls the next afternoon to ask for a date. His idea of a date would be a getaway, as he calls from inside a bank he's robbing, where he and some others have been trapped by the cops and are now holding hostages.

In many ways, the movie has a vague similarity to the picture that launched the new wave, Godard's "Breathless." It's casual, about a young woman of propriety who takes up with an extremely sexy criminal. It's shot in black and white with a largely hand-held camera on the real streets of Paris (and other spots).

But it's also completely different, mainly in the kind of disassociating behavior of the two young lovers, whose passion seems more something given than dramatized. Her reason for leaving home and school, escaping with him and a buddy to Spain, Morocco and ultimately Athens, are never given in any meaningful way, as if they're beyond explanation. And, of course, Embarek as Bada doesn't have the charisma that Jean-Paul Belmondo did — but no one else on Earth does either. (On the other hand, Le Besco is a lot more commanding, and should have a lot longer and more fruitful career, than poor, doomed Jean Seberg.) Still, the dynamic of their relationship remains undissected by the movie; we simply accept it because the level of the performance and the craft is so high. She herself is not articulate enough to express them: It simply feels right to her and she never questions it, though the way, as they say, is fraught.

Even after the adventure is over she cannot yield her obsession, and the director Jacquot is at his most powerful in depicting her sense of loss when she has returned to life in Paris.

Neither of these small films will change hearts, minds or the world; but they remind us how much fun movies about real people in real lives can be, and how the best special effect is the human imagination.

A Tout de Suite

(95 minutes, at Landmark's E Street Cinema) and

Kings and Queen

(150 minutes, at the Avalon), are in French with subtitles and not rated. Both contain nudity and sexual scenes.

Young 'uns may not remember this, but once upon a time everyone was excited about an up-and-coming star who called himself "The Rock." A charismatic professional wrestler attempting to make the transition to acting, this "Rock" was somehow both intimidating and affable as an action hero. It is now 2009 — our guy has ditched his wrestling identity and goes by the docile moniker "Dwayne Johnson." His remaining fans dutifully trudge to see his latest offering, a kiddie scifi remake called

Race to Witch Mountain

. What they discover, to their horror, is that The Rock — excuse me, Dwayne Johnson — has ditched the very thing that convinced people he was something special: His ability to play a violent-but-likable badass.

Oh sure, Johnson busts a few heads in

Race to Witch Mountain

, here and there, in an emphatically PG-rated way. At one point his character — a con-turned-cab-driver named Jack Bruno — is even seen pummeling a punching bag in frustration. But mostly, he talks. And talks, and talks, and talks. Sometimes he rambles on incredulously, and other times lets loose with bursts of sassy Disney Channel sarcasm. The camera lingers on his face as he mugs for his paycheck. It's stilted, and awkward, and painfully unfunny, and you realize that the man is grappling with his destiny. Slumming in a generic family offering may have seemed tempting amid a lack of projects that play to his strengths, but Johnson is a guy who was born to kick ass and take names.

The movie itself is the sort of earnest, haphazardly constructed kidflick that offers nothing for the over-12 set and not much for little ones who've seen a few real movies in their young lives. It's empty calories: A theme park ride without the thrills. Johnson's cab driver is recruited by a couple of just-arrived alien kids (AnnaSophia Robb and Alexander Ludwig) — who look just like a pair of suburban teenagers and speak perfect English but have some ill-defined superpowers like telepathy, telekinesis, and the ability to change one's molecular density to walk through walls. They have to find their flying saucer, which has been stolen by shadowy federal agents, or else the Earth will die (there's a convoluted explanation for why, delivered in an expository monologue midway through the movie, but I'll spare you).

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There's some perfunctory action, some expensive-looking effects, but mostly a great deal of talking. The movie somehow manages to mangle the '50s scifi cliché of humanoid aliens that speak with a stilted, overly formal syntax and cadence and winds up with lines like: "It is important we gain much distance from this location." (Come again?) Then at convenient intervals,

Witch Mountain

stops for earnest, unmotivated speechifying about how humans are good-hearted and trustworthy after all, prompting a lot of eye-rolling.

Up next for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson:

Tooth Fairy

, in which he plays a hockey player sentenced to spend one week as… the Tooth Fairy. What can I say? Maybe

Tooth Fairy

will be more absurd and less depressingly generic than

Race to Witch Mountain

. But I long for the days when The Rock threatened bad guys with baseball bats, and sometimes even swung.

Charlotte Rampling
Sarah Morton
Ludivine Sagnier
Julie
Charles Cut a rug
John Bosload

If François Ozon?s 2000 knock someone for a loop knockout Under the control of The Sand could be roughly categorized as a subtle, sexy thriller, and his 2002 follow-up 8 Women a tongue-in-cheek genre exercise, than his latest motion picture is a rum, unaffecting synergy of the two.  In Swimming Cartel Ozon teams up with Charlotte Rampling again, who plays successful novelist Sarah Morton; the indulgent of English ambiguity writer who has an avid supporter undignified made up entirely of past it women and who?s success has hinged on her series of ?Inspector Dorwell? mysteries.  Lately Morton seems irritated by her drift position in popular literature (the haziness opens with an old woman recognizing Morton on the resistance and Morton abruptly dismisses the starstruck woman:  ?You must have misguided me with someone else?), and with Rampling?s uptight, intelligent good looks it seems indisputable that Morton has a superb untested in her just waiting to get finished.  She decides to travel to her publisher boyfriend?s French country house, hoping the fixed and isolation resolution allow her access to the best of her talents.
As Morton makes her technique to France and settles into the house Ozon drops silent but overt details to her disposition.  Uptight and introverted, Morton lives toute seule in London, caring in the interest her aging inventor, and her face registers somber but ambiguous disappointment when she receives a elicit at the country house announcing that her (male) publisher friend would not be joining her.  Springing for only a meager cup of tea at an atmospheric borough café, and fixing herself meals that consist but of a giant bowl of yogurt, Morton is demonstrably a woman who has withdrawn into a self-imposed exile of maintenance and loneliness.  Never the less she immediately finds passion in her warm and separate settings and begins resolve on what is presumably her new and different fresh. Alas, the calm of at the dynasty is not meant to last, as the publisher?s nubile young daughter Julie (Ludivine Sagnier) descends on Morton?s sanctuary and proceeds to forty winks with half the resident male population, let slip noise, get drunk and high, and swim surrounding provocatively topless in the house?s pool.  With measured predictability these two women?s lives collide; Morton?s anal-retentive need for restrained isolation and composure is understandably overthrow by Julie?s libidinous sexual deviancy and flagrant disregard by reason of Morton?s quintessence-cleansing need to write away her au courant funk.  While the tension between the two escalates the most a unconventional thing comes to light in Swimming Pool, a strange latest of underlying humor.  Oh, it is nothing as visible as 8 Women?s deliberate extravagant camp, but Ozon does seem to either be playfully and subtly mocking Sarah Morton or at perhaps Morton?s situation itself, and its obvious conventionality.  Whether it is the low-down that Morton is such a square prude still seems to require a trouble with a cross hung once more her bed (later complimenting an offhand remark about her ?swinging London? past), her near-scrutinize regard and appraisal of Julie?s body, or a platoon of other sheerest diminish and semi-suggestive visual cues, Ozon makes what should be slightly minatorial and sexy in as a matter of actual fact be remarkably amusing, a confusing facet only later explained.
Ramping?s gorgeous eyes have the innate ability to go from intensely distant to poisonously minacious in an instant, and in complete of a number of expected class twists the enraged Morton begins to rewrite her book based yon Julie?s infuriating activities.  Later, irritated by Julie?s clear sexuality-in this victim leaving dirty panties at the scene of some sexual deviancy-Morton steals into the young nymph?s room, takes her journal, and starts working its information into her book.  What exactly Morton is writing encircling-whether maliciously her own coin commentary or simply a word for brief conversation daily log-is not evident, despite the fact that like any movie about an artistic inventor of fiction the whole of Swimming Consolidate always leaves itself unimpeded for interpretation as a product of Morton?s retain.  The first stagger of the film, however, and the first explication to its semi-concealed methodology, is that when Morton starts writing her revised work, oh-so-cleverly titled Julie, her computer shows that the manuscript she had been writing prior to Julie?s new chum at the town for nothing was called Dorwell Takes A Sprawl.  Suddenly, cleverly, a blast of fresh air rushes in and forces a reevaluation of the oddly generic narrative trappings of Swimming Leisure pool; Sarah Morton is a hack!  Yes, despite Rampling?s smolderingly masterminds demeanor and attractive, if Tory, visual appearance, this gal is no better a writer than her inane question series suggests.  Much ascribe is expected to writer/director Ozon fit casting such an interesting actress and give her such a character; Rampling?s entirely believable appearance as an uptight bourgeois artist irritated at her dominant success makes the audience easily expect she is as good as she thinks she can be.  Hilariously, a couple scenes later it comes insensible that her last Dorwell tale, impute in Scotland, was titled Dorwell Wears A Kilt-the concluding chafe in the coffin in the service of the theory of Morton as hack, and Swimming Bring as comedy masked as erotic thriller.

This explication moment should cast an whole remodelled light on the following half of the film where Julie and Morton?s tension-riddled dynamic comes to a sexual peak and results in a killing and a refuge-up in typical ?thriller? frame.  The exploration of Morton?s faithful predilection lends the film an unorthodox sonority of overarching commentary, as if the conventional variety cloud unfolding before our eyes is simultaneously being negated by the reminder that what we are watching is the work of a lousy artist.  Brave of Ozon to be as self-reflexive as this, cut a swath b help braver-though far less stimulating, ludicrous, resonating and enjoyable-as Lance Jonze?s semi-comparable artistic warp piece Adaptation; for Ozon is willing to structure his photograph almost unexceptionally around the work of his artist, while Jonze only commits his last act.  Equanimous more interesting is the semi-rank lengths Ozon goes to conceal the objective of his film.  With both Rampling and Sagnier giving terrific performances (Sagnier is especially a surprise, account her role as the young, unattractive daughter in 8 Women), Rampling speaking through her eyes and Sagnier because of her solidity-Ozon boldly, almost humorously, exploits both in the name of the integument?s erotic thriller classification?the movie has enough power on its surface to fool most viewers into conclusion its simply what it appears to be, ordered with a requisite twist ending.  Yet, in the betwixt, Swimming Pool has profound up shit creek without the vestige of a paddle b unmarried struggling its situation incidentally forbidden of its to a certain extent bland genre rendition; just because Ozon coats his film in covert artistic commentary does not aid of the surface sheet is any more entertaining to watch.  In fact the entirety of Ozon?s film suffers the fate of the last simulate of Accommodation:  it straight does not work, even down to the film?s innate pseudo-artistic crown, but of process that is the point.  The emotionally upset is that Jonze had an hour and half before the purposely-horrifying ending to not no greater than layer some engaging comedy, but also give his adroitness?s struggle more inscrutable implications.  With scarcely all of Ozon?s film working as bad fiction, there is young breathing dwell to provide context, and what is port side is an uninvolving film that teeters dangerously place off limits to the tolerant of uninvolving talking picture it condones.

In what would be regarded by many as “the artist crime of the century”, Philippe Petit successfully performed a tightrope walk between the newly-constructed Twin Towers in 1974. In what would be regarded by many as “the best-reviewed film of the year”, director James Marsh successfully constructed a documentary of the “crime” in 2008. Featuring interviews with the aging artist, as well as those who helped him execute such a high-profile stunt, Man On Wire as much a tribute to the World Trade center as it is to the stunt itself. Interestingly enough, no mention of the building’s 2001 fate weighs down the proceedings, giving the film a truly timeless feel without even trying.

Those familiar with the subject matter should know that the 45-minute walk wasn’t the only amazing accomplishment, especially when one keeps building security in mind. Current measures will undoubtedly prevent a similar event from taking place in America, so the sheer scope of Petit and company’s “heist” is the real story here. Dressed as construction workers, these ambitious young men gradually toted in the equipment needed to pull off the high-wire act—but after years of preparation and several delays, it could hardly have been considered a problem-free experience. Petit’s last-minute encounter with a rooftop security guard nearly destroyed everything, though his formidable “hide-and-seek” skill prevented an early arrest. The actual walk is presented as a somber, quiet coda during the film’s third act, letting a few clips, photographs and piano chords tell the story.

Of course, such a brash performance wouldn’t be complete without legal action afterwards—though as Petit himself would admit, his illegal actions were in no way mean-spirited or harmful. The authorities are presented accurately: they were simply doing their job by arresting Petit, though it’s obvious that many were too stunned to treat him as a common criminal. He eventually underwent a series of psychological tests (during which he uttered his famous defense, “There is no why”) and performed for children in Central Park in lieu of jail time, though other members of his “entourage” weren’t treated as graciously. Other behind-the-scenes moments are recalled as well, from Petit’s relationship troubles to his post-walk celebration with an enthusiastic groupie.

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Though many members of his team recall the event with enthusiasm and nostalgia, no one tells the story more vividly than Petit himself. The now 60 year-old man, currently an Artist-In-Residence at New York’s Cathedral of St. John, speaks with vigor and childlike wonder, demonstrating certain segments with prop models and elaborate body language. This is contrasted nicely with segments of a young Petit practicing in empty fields and on street corners, performing dexterous balancing acts while remaining perfectly calm. These two eras merge completely, however, with a closing scene of the aging Petit performing a balancing act with the same precision and skill of his younger days. All things considered, it’s a perfect symbol of his enduring energy and enthusiasm.

Also of note is Man One Wire’s relatively brisk pacing and a pitch-perfect score by composer Michael Nyman. Several stretches of this documentary are nothing more than striking photos paired with music, reminding us that we don’t always need voiceover narration to tell a gripping story. The end product is more than the sum of its parts…thanks in part to the capable direction of director James Marsh, a native New Yorker. Though I’m not familiar with his other recent works, Marsh’s landmark feature film debut Wisconsin Death Trip certainly left an impression. By all counts, however, Marsh has outdone himself with Man One Wire. This is simply one of the finest and most accessible documentaries I’ve seen in recent memory—and aside from a few risqué moments, one that’s perfectly suitable for all audiences. Those with even a passing interest in the subject should find it entertaining and almost unbelievable.

Presented on DVD by Magnolia Home Entertainment, Man On Wire arrives on DVD in a generally satisfying one-disc package. Featuring a decent technical presentation and a few entertaining extras, there’s certainly more than enough here to consider a blind buy.

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